Tumblr I’m counting on you to make this happen.
All characters and events in this show-–even those based on real people–-are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
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jessie rogers
Tumblr I’m counting on you to make this happen.
I love her. I really do.
riley reid & maddy o’reilly & jessie rogers
riley reid
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(Source: brazilianporn)
Riley Reid is perfection.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”
(via bighairedshenanigans)
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
YES
(Source: peetaah, via bighairedshenanigans)
(Source: inked-females, via xfadingxflowersx)
(via abercrombie-and-prep)
(Source: lovesashagrey, via whereimhiding)